trent lit his nipple on fire and said "i am the only highlander"
Brandy, I need a picture of your boobs. Not time to explain.
went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
i don't even specifically remember last night, it's just one big wonderful lesbianic blur.
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Just woke up and my doorbell is on my nightstand... the fuck?
I refuse to have sex with you and your eBay condoms.
What part of I'm done do you not understand? Im not going to send you sex photos to prove I've moved on..
You're just jealous because you lost me and I ended up at another party licking Marshmallow Fluff bikinis off of lesbians.
You won't wear your Santa suit, I can't get trashed, and you won't use handcuffs! This is the worst Christmas EVER.
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I had sex with marker all over my face so I can do just about anything.
god it feels good to gold a bottle of opiates again.
I think that typo was actually more appropriate than what you intended.
Yeah i like want to be friends with him. And if we have sex in the physics library well thats fine with me
Last night when I blacked out, I ate Chef Boyardee. I never want to be that drunk ever, ever again.
So you can text and rub it at the same time? Bravo.
I can do anything and masturbate, if I truly wanted to.
Good for you, kid with a beer in hand as you walk to your 11 am class.
I thought this was a dry campus.
That means you have to bring your own beer from home.
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