why is it impossible to run with a back pack without looking like a giant d-bag?
haha... you gave me a great visual of you in high white socks running with a backpack with eye of the tiger playing in the background
that only happened once.
This is a mass text. Does anyone know where I am?
FYI: Do not ever call any girl a thundercunt as a form of dirty talk.
Just burped. Tasted like beer and cherios...Beerios. This is gonna be quite a day.
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currently hungover, lying in bed and cutting cheese with my drivers license. ashamed? not even a little bit.
we were boning in the bathroom when her boyfriend came upstairs. I wish i could remember what happened next more clearly, because it had to have been hilarious
I cant believe they held hands while getting simultaneous bjs
This coming from the girl who broke up with a guy because she found out he played the tuba in middle school.
let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
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holy fuck that shirt looks so good on him, it was like he was born with it on. that shirt deserves a blow
Yes. Be the home wrecker you've always dreamed of being.
I'm not sure we can use safewords tho. She smokes so much she had to keep asking what the safewords was. Bondage and bongs don't mix
if i ever wake up in the morning and don't feel a boner in my asscrack then this relationship is over
My glasses were in the garbage this morning
Single lady's Saturday night: eat doritos, masturbate, eat more doritos. Do shot of Jager. Repeat until desired result is achieved.
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