Condoms? Check. Glitter? Check. Fuck me pumps? Double check. Dignity? No where to be found. I'm about to homewreck the shit out of that dumb bitch.
I've been meaning to talk to you about your lack of self-respect these days and the toll it's taking on your vagina.
I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
Miss Michigan hasn't even been Miss USA for 24hrs and already stripper pole pics are surfacing. Classy.
We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
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Either your boy toy or the kid who pulled a knife on me in high school is here
We had sex during an intermission, then the second period. The bruins better win. Missing a period isn't worth having sex with him
You were discovered in a bush, smoking, and singing "in the jungle" to yourself. Which explains the scratches, but not the orange paint.
Guess who's the proud owner of her very own foxtail butt plug!!
I just fell out of my doorway to go to class so if that doesn't describe how my night went idk what will
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Also, I found this app that is basically a tamagochi from the 90's and now I finally have something to keep me busy at work!
And he's a cuddle champ. I know because I slept over because I don't know what boundaries are.
he really is such a sweet guy. it’s a shame i have to break his heart.
I just matched with a taco on tinder. Dreams come true.
I just had to explain my bite marks to my allergy doctor when she gave me my shots...You're the best <3
You now have a new job. Call me around 1pm everyday and make sure I've eaten something. All I've had today is dick and cheesecake.
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