i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
i'm unexpectedly in a limo, eating poutine. the driver just offered me coke. good idea?
blow job with a beer in the shower, I just created the ultimate day spa for dudes
tan lines, throwing up everclear on the beach, doing lifeguards, tequila...summer.
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We have to talk through the words with friends chat so his gf won't find out
I'm home and safer than post-menopausal sex; you're welcome for the image. And yes, I did just use a semi-colon hammered.
I don't even know. I woke up to a text from someone named Vick saying he was 'legit worried' that I had herpes.
work has become about six times more interesting since i started fucking my boss.
I ripped my favorite jeans crossing that fence
That sucks
It's an upgrade! I didn;t even have to unzip my pants to pee!
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All she has to do is text me and my dick gets hard. It doesn't matter what it's about. Last text was about a homeless dude
tried to suck my ex boyfriends dick last night at a bar... Happy homecoming from me to you
Of course that's what I'm wearing. I need to find a beard to mount and ride STAT.
I doubt the gods of funday Sunday would exact such a high price... But it's good to know an afternoon with me is worth a left foot.
Also we're getting drunk and sledding down Caroline street. See you soon.
Rule number 1 of dorm living: do not forget your butt plug in the bathroom.
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