Youll never guess who has to go to fucking planned parenthood because trojan cant make a fucking condom
If I remember taking any of my finals after tomorrow night, it will not have been a successful night.
please hurry. your mom just evil laughed to herself in the kitchen like she's plotting my death.
my new ipod has external speakers and a video camera...all i can think about is how much more convenient it would be for me to make a pretty decent sex tape
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All I remember is yelling RUN as fireworks started going off in the kitchen. Who said that was a bad idea?
Double vision is so hot when a big dick is in sight. Thank you Bud Light.
You fucked a stripper on your sisters friends blow up mattress. The least you could do is wash the sheets.
Turns out the average person our age has never run from the cops. Life: we're doing it right.
Get in your clown car, pick up everyone you know, and head to the park. drunk Sledding grand prix tonight. winner takes home the leftover beer
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Remember that time I sent you a 5lb bag of gummie bears?
Like it was yesterday.
Apparently I had it on auto deliver. So whoever is at your apt is gonna gen an interesting delivery...
I'm eating cheesecake with my hands completely naked while falling asleep
I named my Roomba after my pot dealer. I have a problem, don't i?
I love that my family celebrates every holiday with a joint. Chanukah? Mazel-juana! Easter? What's more spring than the color green? Election day? What better way to celebrate democracy in action than medical pot?
How do you teach a grown ass men how to fuck? Why is good sex so hard to find these days?
So if you wanna come get your pants you can. But you have to come in your boxers. Rules are rules!
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