hell yes lets make some ravioli
This smoking ban is really fucking with my ability to fart in public
We found her on the trampoline. She told us she was jumping so she could puke & rally. I think I want to marry her.
some guy just burried his vomit in the sand.
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Your girlfriend is in jail- I've just never been able to use that in a sentence before. Thank you both!
I just very easily got pretty high off of one bowl of shitty dirt weed. I'm a sad excuse for who I used to be.
Just fat and dog and sweat all over the bed. All night long.
I've realized that I'm going to have to wake and bake every morning to make it through the summer without killing someone. This is ridiculous.
Her ass is the reason I still believe in a higher power
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I quit life. I got pulled over on my way to work and they towed my car and dropped me off at work in a cop car
I don't really want to talk about it, but if anyone finds my unicorn mask with my bra in it, I would really like that back.
So I hung out with an australian but woke up with a British man in my bed does that make me culturalized
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
I think the cats may be lesbians. It could just be a two hour mutual bath but it sure looks like a 69.
Are we allowed to ho on the roof?
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