I have said "that's the wrong hole" for the last time.
Just saw two guys having a lawn mower race, and their girlfriends cheering them on. Get me out of Tehachapi,
Why do fat girls all have such cute faces?
God wants them to get laid too.
you said you were a responsible adult. then you licked the wall.
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He likes bondage and spanking and shit.
Oh, so "normal" kinky not "I wanna pee on people" kinky. I can handle that.
Life gets in the way of sexy Saturday sometimes
Here's a tip. Don't party with someone that needs sexual attention. Drinking and sexual attention don't mesh well in the morning. Especially over a bowl of Cheerios.
I Can't even believe I threw all my pizza rolls at her, I mean not only did i ruin a good meal but now I dont have anymore
I feel like every man should aspire to get a blowjob from a sword swallower.
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All I know is I got on a table at late night and sang gotta go my own way
he bought me ice cream then took me home and fucked the shit outta me. you can't write this kinda romance.
I can’t believe I made out with a flat earther and didn’t know about it until now!
Decided to smoke a bowl in my closet while my parents are gone. Just sat in the closet because I couldn't remember how to get out. Started panicking cuz I thought they were gonna show up... Checked my phone. It's been 4 minutes.
Standing straight up with intensity he came in his own mouth. I know this because he showed me the video from five different angles when asked if I would like him to demonstrate. And I did.
You know how fear has a smell? Well turns out shame has a smell too. It's Pina colada flavored anal grease.
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