i just lost my virginity over my 3 hour lunch break..
u hav a 3 hour lunch break?!
i like how the length of my lunch break is the thing that phases u
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
Dude its so hot it my room I can't jack off. Its gonna be a long summer.
We found her in the fireplace eating dog biscuits.
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just walked past the recycling bin in class, there's keystone cans in it. go cougs.
It smells like someone died in our apartment and ya'll used some random orifice of his body to smoke weed out of. Side note, how did we get a guitar?
I call it a party but only because that sounds better than 8 people getting drunk around a pool.
Only three months past my 21st and I'm done. So many life lessons in so little time.
Well anyways I still cant believe I don't remember such a monumental day in history as you showing me your boobs... Jesus
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
For the first time in my life, I may be the most normal person in the room.
Update: I am definitely the most normal person in this room. And the least tattooed.
i swear i was one second from getting his number and then the shrooms kicked in
Are you opposed to me trying out your penis?
Yeah, we got drunk and stole road signs.
You know you're out of shape when you're sore after masturbating.
If I'm getting through this pandemic I'm doing it drunk.
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