I've come to the conclusion that if I was an old man, I would perve around in short gym shorts for kicks.
Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
i dont need a football game to get drunk and yell at my tv
Just passed a guy passed out on a riding lawn mower in his front yard.
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Every time I remember you're bi, the world gets a little brighter.
All I know is that it's pretty damn mean to put a glass wall in a bar.
I used the picture of my mom and I doing blow job shots in Vegas in the presentation for my Spanish final. Graduation here I come.
It's official drugs can't kill me
I'm not as easy in Europe as I am in the US
Only because you can wipe your slut slate clean & start anew. It's a little known benefit of our currency exchange.
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This is going to be the time I got green body paint on Chris' ceiling all over again...
Life is so difficult sometimes. Can you imagine? Going through life, constantly creating boners everywhere you go.
exhale infront of a fan. self shotgun.
Just got a 15 minute lecture from a drag queen about how bisexuality doesn't exist. Cher would be so disappointed in her.
if you come you're not allowed to wear pants. if you arrive wearing pants you won't be wearing them long.
I'm jealous, curious, and aroused. All at the same time.
My job here is done.
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