like if they didnt have tits and vagina, they have no idea how uninteresting to us they would be
he urdandictionary'ed 'tease' on his phone and made me read through all the definitions. Am i really that bad?
You slept in the bed with him... with your top off.... and just made out with him....
I have three paper towels stuck up my vagina. This is not a time to be calm.
I'm in the "I'd rather have Carbs than Dick phase" part of my Life right now. YOU tell me how much Skinny Sex I'm having.
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Neighbor who got arrested at 3am just said he'd split the $ with me if I testify as the witness in his police brutality trial. He was also holding a baby and a case of beer.
I'm sad we weren't friends when I went through my "I like drugging my friends" phase
Lets start a coed nudist frat/sorority. It would be amazing. Or just an orgy club. It would also be amazing
Soggy bong water carpet is the worst kind of carpet.
Well the term Party is used loosely in this situation. Since it will just be mom wine drunk and us eating chips with multiple dips.
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We are the best cocktail. We look appealing, taste amazing, and ruin lives.
He obv doesn't know that telling a woman to chill will get him murdered
DO NOT TOUCH THE SOAP ITS HAD SOME UNORTHODOX USES WITHIN THE PAST 15 HOURS
Is it something I'm going to want to hug you for or slap you for?
so this hot guy who looks like brad pitt circa troy era in my physics lab is staring at me right now and it's taking all the willpower I have not to procreate with him right now.
I think I broke my dick but 10/10 would definitely do it again.
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