the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
wicked high...have munchies. cherry flavor lube. problem solved.
just printed 333 ways to get kicked out of wal-mart. hello thursday night.
he peed everywhere. it's like having a puppy.
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Great, now justin bieber is gonna sing a song about chile
I'm soaked in champagne. I'm eating oatmeal from mcdonalds tonight was glorious
yeah, i found the sharpie that everyone use to sign my tits last night. its dead.
I actually cannot wait for your visit. I miss people who make me look like the virgin mary in comparison.
the other day i was so high i found pages and pages of pictures of HD hamburgers and patriotic music. bong rips for merica.
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Wednesday is good, I needed the head count for the orgy, caroling can happen with as few as 2 people. There will be a pinata.
For the caroling or the orgy?
There's going to be a velveeta shortage. I'm not drunk any more, this is just dire info.
I don't want random pictures of your morning wood. It's like, what a glorious morning oh a penis.
I think putting on real pants was half my issue with today
I made it out of the house. Success.
It's not better out here. I'm at Target hyperventilating in the aisles.
It wasn't my fault.
You let her suck your neck. Yes it was your fault.
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