lol you are funny thanks bro I'll take you to a strip club
I don't wanna go to a strip club I'd rather get my boobs free or earn them from a series of good deeds
Ha! What's wrong with that? Hard work deserves compensation. I accept cash, checks, and boobies!
have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
Calvin and Hobbes are double-teaming a butterfly. They're in the bathroom, and drawing a crowd.
I dreamt I won the Huge Cock Championship last night. It was glorious.
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I'm at the bar and they've turned up lady gaga to cover the sound of the fire alarm.
Did someone do a keg stand in my bathtub?
What's the protocol when you drive the girl's head into the wall during sex and she starts to cry?
You left your underwear here. I'm hanging it on my door
the only way I will be happy is if my gallon spiderman bucket is full of either popcorn, nutella and peanut butter, or fried rice. CHOOSE WISELY.
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Me too. We could do it like prostitutes. No kissing on the mouth.
I'm about to airblow my boyfriend. I'll three-way you.
I just want my kids to know I fucked some really hot dudes before their father.
You're going to scar your kids
I'm so festive that I used my jack o lantern bucket as a just in case barf bin
Just a little drinking. So much fun and love. The world is a shiny wonderful sphere in the sky so why shouldn't we celebrate?
Umm my dog ate your vibrator. Sorry 😬
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