You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
I vaguely remember telling people they were not trash cans
I like to think I'd be good at dodging genitalia.
Where are you? I hear fireworks and you've gone missing. I'm sure that is not coincidence.
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Maybe next year when I'm 30 I will be over puking at lunch on Fridays. Maybe
is there a way to say "yea i broke my wrist cause i fell down some stairs while tripping my face off on acid" without actually saying it?
At a point I was just cumming dust last night
I'm pants less watching buffy the vampire slayer drinking rum. I'm not that hard to impress
We should probably feel disgusted that we took turns eating and drunkenly passing around a burrito the size of a small dog but i’m ok with it.
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This chick just walked by and pet my beard. Don't know, never talked to her. She just walked by and pet my beard.
Marry her
He stole me a cantaloupe and we drunkenly broke into a park and ate it on a bench with my pocket knife. I think i need to marry him
Tomorrow I'm going to tape my thumbs to my palms and my biceps to my abdomen to learn what it's like to be a t-rex for a day. Anyone else in?
Met this british guy. Played pool. Broke into an apartment and had sex
So learned a new trick last night.... Taking body shots from my own tits... Mom would be so proud
Hey long story short Grandma needs bail money.
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