Too bad my picture didn't come thru. It was one of me naked riding a unicorn with a wizard hat and a magic staff. And the unicorn had wings. And me too.
She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
that speech was about as successful as her performance in twilight
worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
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and everything will be beautiful and nothing will hurt and we will eat nachos
Its really bad when you fall asleep at a stop light outside the hotel and you wake up to a small spanish limo driver knocking on your window to tell you it's a green light
Somehow me not being able to breathe due to cocaine doesn't seem very domesticated.
That awkward moment when you can't tell what smells like tacos: you, the cat, or the strange guys blanket your so tenderly swaddled in.
We went from zero to drunk tank in 45 minutes.
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this is an emotional support booty call
Thanks for having me over last night. Sorry I licked rum off your kitchen floor.
congrats on being the token straight people in our group.
I am putting clothes on to go find a brownie
In my experiences, brownies are better naked.
I just tried to dye my pubic hair teal for her
He expects a blow job at the movies but won’t pay for popcorn? Does he know it’s not 2017 anymore
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