Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
nah, shes just mad because we went through all her fb pics and tagged her crotch as all the guys shes fucked
My 11 year old cousin is wearing a Jane Austen fan club t shirt. I'm trying not to tear into her, but I'm five coronas deep and losing control.
I got an 8 ball and a free entrance pass to the strip club, if i dont get laid tonight I never will.
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So you threw a sword at me last night
I honestly wish I could say that I was surprised.
and hes going back to rehab like me, so we have common interests
I've got to stop giving the gift of vagina for every occasion. I'm exhausted.
Let me stew on this while im plucking my nipple hairs and showering.
They fucked on my pong table last St. Patty's and broke it. I feel like I should be hiding my new one. Would hate for a tradition to form.
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perfect. if all else fails remind him how anxious he is. talk real fast and induce a panic attack that only I can remedy with xanax.
I stood on the corner waiting to be picked up, dry heaving, and trying to block out the sun.
So he drunk messaged me last night telling me he wants a baby. Think I should call his bluff?
Goddamnit Shari. He's not called Pencil Dick because he's good a sketching...
After 8 hours of circus trick sex, his parents are both hugging me and kissing me on the cheek asking when I'm coming back over. Score?
when i was on the highway she passed out and knocked my transmission into nuetral with her forehead...that was an experience
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