their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
Kris Allen: Jason Mraz mixed with John Mayer and a splash of orgasmmm
She went to college and exploded out of the slut closet.
I was found on the hood of someone elses car... Who would've thought there were 2 white nissans?
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Now that the olympics are over we have no excuse for getting belligerently drunk for nationalism every night.
i'm drunk and confused. there might be a 4 year old here.
Did they have a limo or was i just stoned?
Apple trackpads and semen don't mix. On the way to the Apple Store.
hey dude come in here and see how much of my beard i can put in my mouth!
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Dont make this weird.... I was wondering if I could paper mache a few of your dildos this weekend?
Now that weed is legalized There needs to be reusable bags for people to pick up with. All this plastic is so bad for the environment and a waste
Is it really bad that my last patient offered to fuck my brains out if I gave her IV morphine...and I gave her my phone number and told her when my shift is over?
He stopped mid sex to pour wine in my mouth...
Marry him.
He pretended his dick was a samurai sword and that he was slaying me with it is it bad I still wanted him to fuck me
After we'd both come, we started writing a book about dragons. Woke up this morning to a full English breakfast. Can't thank you enough for introducing us
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