He played with my vagina like it was a turntable
Just got roadhead in a driving snowstorm. That shit should be a Winter X games event.
It ended with me crying and eating pizza in my closet.
he said i looked like a lion with slutty lingerie on .
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Until then we have the self affirmation from retweets and nights alone with pizza..
I no longer see him as a simple set of male genitalia attached to a very sexy body. The title "trophy fuck" seems wrong. Damn.
??I have an official piece of documentation saying you are banned from Las Vegas.
She fell down no less than 4 times while we were at the club. One of which was while she was in the bathroom stall next to me.
Look, I'm just saying... paying ur respects to the neighbors who had a death in the family with food u steal from the neighbors having the cookout may result in a negative karma situation.
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dude throwing a golf cart off a pier is harder than it seems!
Come in your red robin gear. If you smell like French fries we can make love.
I'm ready to sell my soul to the strip club tonight
Next time a random bus filled with santas pulls up to the bar, I'm not getting on it.
I responded with "neat-o burrito" to his SEXT...he tried so hard and I just panicked.
We found him sitting in the back of the club crying into a strippers lap. She told us he missed his pet frog and to come back later.
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