I had sex with billy mayes last night. HE KEPT IN CHARACTER THE WHOLE TIME.
Just had to have the guy at Sprint clear the dried cum out of the trackball on my Blackberry. Wonder if that happens to him often.
Bars not open yet, I feel like a desperate alcoholic wandering around outside.
I hate nights where "I found my underwear" can be considered a victory.
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i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
Get here now. This is going to be possibly my most dangerous idea ever, and I'm the guy who challenged a hobo to a breakdance fight.
So i know you wont get this until you land, but if i'm late its cause i was having sex. being blunt and hope that explains things.
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
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Why do i feel like Captain Hook just gave me a pap smear?
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Worst decision of artistic career thus far: bringing a banana to eat on male model day.
Is a 'Dr. Willy Fister Gynecologist' costume appropriate for work?
So I just got drugs from a house with a giant cross on it. Thank you, Jesus.
She deliberately backed into the homewrecker's whoremobile and yelled ""FOR SPARTA!"
Just give me 5 advils and some sunglasses and I'll knock out on this couch no problem.
Yeah bc that's when u should take a Molly. At a house party with everyone from ur hometown
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