Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
his ringtone is the jonas brothers. get me the fuck out of here NOW.
she just made a shot glass out of magazine paper. I love her.
You have to understand, this is the first time I'm looking at a whopper sober.
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You told me you were allowed to keep eating butter because it had just passed midnight and you were on the next day's daily fat servings
He literally is quoting that 21 questions song, the 50 cent one. oh my god.
Im gonna need you to always be ready for drinking or this will never work. grow up peter pan.
Apparently riding the dog like its a small horse is frowned upon in this establishment
This is going to be one of those "I can only do this high" classes
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Today was my cousin's Kindergarten graduation. I happen to also think of it as a MILF convention.
Blacking out is all I've done this year and we're only 3 days in. Checkmate bitch.
You can't just walk around stealing hats from drunk boys and peeing in bathtubs. Turn down.
She just walked out of her bedroom naked and asked me to help put her diaper on. Yeah, that pretty much sums up the last 24 hours...
I felt like I crashed a wedding. Everyone was dressed so nice and I was covered in actual dirt and a little blood.
I still don’t believe you, the dog DID NOT tear down the shower curtain and shit on the floor.. we found you in the fetal position in the bathroom holding your tequila gun. It was you!
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