never have i ever had a craving for dick this badly
I wish we never smoked. I'm literally laying in bed opening and closing my eyes, just hoping a hot dog stand will appear in the room.
so i finally decided to ask her out. she started mumbling, then she puked on me. i think i'll try again when she's sober
Today's dinner table topic: the probablity of my dad turning gay if he ever left my mom.
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Using his name makes it all too personal. I refuse to get attached to this one. This is all about ass. He doesn't get a name.
Going home with an argentinian named sulvio. Ill let you know how it goes.
Why the hell did you smack that girls beer out of her hand at the end of the night then buy her a double jack and coke for?
Its called bad cop laid cop.
Normally this is when girls give blow jobs. That's how you mentally condition them to put up with PMSing, because they see the shinny blowjob light at the end of the tunnel.
Serious question: Should I volunteer to get tazered? My instincts say no but my wild side says yes.
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I just woke up to myself peeing the bed. Happy hump day! I'll never get married.
Yeah if I don't text back. I'm eating. sleeping. Or lifting. Or drinking. Or playing call of duty. Like shit man
Today is National Blunt Day in the Great State of Me. Come ovah
Let's be honest, I've seen a decent amount of dicks in my life and very few of them have been worth all the trouble.
Is it ok that I asked him half way through sex why he hadn't accepted my friend request yet?
wheres my face? and why is my pocket so big?
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