handjob tips. give me some.
how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
I can hear my fat mexican neighbor yelling "do you like that!" ...I hope its not his dog
wouldnt it be awesome if walks of shame were like charity walks...you could get sponsors and shit and donate money to curing STDs or cancer
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I'm too tired to go all the way tonight, especially if you're going to quote Katy Perry at me during
He gets you donuts, dinner, and booze consistently, who cares if he's cheating
Chasing 100 proof soco w water from the tap at 4 pm, it's gonna one of those kinda Thursdays...
No i'm not calming down the girl at white castle did not need to see the picture of my dick on your phone.
Sit down my child. It's time you were told of my famous loss-of-virginity story entitled, "The Penis that Never Could."
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They're having lesbian sex while I play super mario world. I hope they like the music
Well after the shots I danced with a homeless guy, split my toe on broken glass, and had a 20 piece mcnugget. Who says postgrad life is boring.
I have three different pairs of earrings at three different houses including your 16 year old brothers nightstand. Look at my life. Look at my choices
hell or highwater he WILL get a blowjob in the hammock before the end of summer.
I'm keeping both. The way I see it, boyfriends come and go, but a good dick is forever.
If I get really high and watch Beauty and The Beast on our Netflx account, will you judge me?
Only if you start before I get home!
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