we both passed out while playing beer pong, woke up in the morning and continued to play coffee pong to cure our hangovers
and in the morning, while we were eating breakfast, she was all " i think someone sneezed into my shirt..." she'll never know.
if another girl says "im usually cleaner down there" I'm just going to shoot myself
Besides, I'm not in my 30's. I'm still allowed to drink wine from a bag.
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he even offered to make my bed in the morning.
my new ipod has external speakers and a video camera...all i can think about is how much more convenient it would be for me to make a pretty decent sex tape
They poked me and kept screaming "LAUGH DOUGH BOY" it's like 3rd grade all over again.
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
Being with her was like shitty sexual fear factor big ass sausage nipples over sized outty belly button i was scared and drunk tell know one
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I think Facebook knows you fucked me. All of a sudden I get everything you do in my news feed.
What exactly do I say to a random stoner hookup to thank him for ending my dry spell? Is it awkward to just say "Thanks for that. It was well needed."
Are you going to eat tacos off the floor again?
They filled a kiddie pool with lube and glitter.
You can't go around chasing people and screaming JUST LET ME LOVE YOU. We're in a public place.
There is a dude with blue hair and a samurai sword and another dude dressed as Dead Pool. I daresay standard social conventions are not applicable in this environment.
I'm really busy with my period
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