so how much must it suck for him to know that the penis of his best man has been in his wife's mouth before?
Oh the joys of strong arming a man into exclusivity
Well technically because of daylight savings, I only lasted 15 mintues.
Yea.. I remember nothing. Except that the taxi driver was 56 years old and apparently never cheated on his wife.
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i mean, i stole her boyfriend and beat her snake score on facebook within 48 hours. not her week.
I hit him with a car. Nothing says I hate you more than backing into someone with a fucking car.
I just noticed my teeth are no longer straight. Wondering if anyone had an explanation.
im not even sure if i fucked her just woke up in her closet.
the problem with having sex for lunch when its 98 degrees outside is that I can't tell if its sweat or semen running down my leg as I walk back in the office
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She just broke down showed up grabbed a beer said fuck it pulled off her fake eyelashes looked at my roommate and said we need to break up you're a nice guy and I'm a whore
He doesn't deserve you. Your ass looks 8 times better than his face ever will. Wanna order pizza and watch porn?
Yeah. I'm so over work, that I'm not even satisfied pretending to work anymore. I just flat out want to go home. Fuck this job
I just texted him from the other room to come have sex with me-stress relieved
You are such a millennial
It feels like heartburn in my lungs. I'll buy 2 pounds.
It's not even noon yet and I just fucked my professor's son in the psych lab..it's gonna be a great day.
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