My place. Tomorrow Night. Bring your liver, and something for it to do.
NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
proudest moment: just made a guy walk into a parked car with his mouth hanging open cause of the shirt im wearing.
spell your last name, im trying to find you on facebook
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this guy literally just gave me a gold star sticker for the "stellar" blow job i gave him. ashamed? i think not.
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
She was either really drunk or really not interested. Everytime I tried to ask her about herself she would respond with a line from Stepbrothers.
She said she couldn't find my penis because my arm was in the way. That was my penis
Every man deserves at least one moment like that
I feel like I just walked the hall of shame thru the marriott. Everyone stared.
I think it was the shoes and limping. Not the sex. I could b wrong.
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Jesus himself couldn't make a better sandwich
The 78 year old woman who works next to me divorced her ex husband, remarried her first husband, and retired all in one day. I'd say it makes your breakup on Valentine's day pretty insignificant.
I was watching porn and wanted to change the tab to another video to cum but I clicked the wrong tab and it was a gif of a dog but I was coming and couldn't do anything so did I jill off to a dog? I feel like I should be guilty
Woke up in bushes at UT didn't know I was Austin last night
Remind me to tell you the story of the fuzzy condom
I will be wearing a suit out more cuz it has been decided i rage harder with a power tie
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