I definitely ripped a mole off of her back in the process
doing washington apple shots with my mom. sunday afternoons suddenly got so much better.
I found them in the kitchen microwaving bottle rockets chanting U.S.A U.S.A U.S.A
was it morally wrong to have used his girlfriends makeup after i fucked him?
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we ran out of cups so i finished the night drinking out of a paint can.
Don't be offended. I can't even stand sleeping next to my dildo after I'm done, let alone a whole person.
haha the sad thing is i can't decide whats worse. the fact that you're drunk judging a science fair or the fact that i'm really proud of you for it.
My right arm is handcuffed to my leg... Please help.
Sometimes you gotta take mushrooms and swim on a rooftop pool to figure out your relationship
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Dude I just came exactly at the crescendo of the Catalina wine mixer duet from step brothers.. Advance to next level.
Wait is this black Chris #1, cocaine Chris, or gay Chris?
No this is saxophone Chris
He was gunna drive a half hour for a makeout sesh. Time to take the diapers off and learn about the wonders of the penis, dude
We fucked like animals on that lion king beanbag chair that your mom got you for your 10th bday
It took me longer to jump start my car and get to his house than the fucking actually took.....
he broke off the kiss to ask "can I grab your boob?" like props for asking for clear and concise consent but there HAS to be a sexier way to do it
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