i told him i was on my period. he said, and i quote "can we not just lay down some newspapers or something?"
Oh my god. I just envisioned myself eating panda meat. I need to get out of this class.
Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
running late. just ran over a dude on a bike
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you said "tonight pinky, we take over the world" and then came in my face
I'm okay.. I had a good heart to heart with the cab driver Raheem - it's going to be our year.
So I've gone into the break room to heat up a styrofoam cup 8 times over the course of 4 hours.. that desperate to see him. Now I have a broken heart AND cancer.
We're not in high school anymore. I'm not going to pretend to be impressed as he butchers my favorite songs on his guitar. I just wanted to get laid.
Im the proud new owner of the campus speed bump sign
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We let him drunkenly pack his own bags without checking them. Yet no one was surprised when the TSA girl pulled a 12 pack out of his carry on.
Can't find our DD
He's backstage giving the strippers foot massages.They kidnapped him the moment he walked thru the door.
I just need to drink whiskey get off and eat some cheese. Why is that so fucking hard for god to deliver.
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
I swear we were drugged last night
We had a 130$ tab bitch. We drugged ourselves.
Try sleeping with him.
Why is it that all my gay friends have that solution...
Cuz you will have an answer or have sex.
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