i am pregamming alone in my car. scale of 1-10 how alcoholic is that
im pretty sure thats an 11
How can people commit suicide when things like bagels exist
Watching intervention at a bar. Who let this happen??
we need to start a braincell conservation fund for you, sort of like save the whales or something.
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He came over while I was in the ER and hung pictures of himself around my house.
He put crushed up bacon in the joint and now we're listening to the Matilda soundtrack I have no idea what's going on
I just used FaceTime as a look out while I got a blowjob in the library
In case you're wondering what frozen hashbrowns taste like at 4 in the afternoon, shame. They taste like shame.
I enjoy the level of friendship we have achieved until you ask me to determine what may or may not be gentile warts via iphone pic
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He told me to tell my ass that he loved and missed it, and even though he hasn't known it long, it might be the one for him
I knew he was a classy dude because when I told him my name was Jen he said "Gin? Like Gin & Juice?"
we turned the lights off and all you could see were my glow in the dark stars and his penis
Who looks around on a bright, sunny day and says, "you know what? Today I'm going to write gay dinosaur erotica"
He was tied up with the electrical tape and force fed wine from a box. It was never going to end well.
Sorry I bailed on you yesterday. I was propositioned.
And you don't turn down margaritas and oral.
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