where are you?
in the room with the baby pig
k im coming soon
I just googled how to quit your job and cause a big uproar at the same time....i tell you how tomorrow goes, i'm so excited....
It's when I'm in my pajamas and in need of a gin delivery that I miss NYC most of all.
Hahaha you puked all over his shirt.
You puked in the planter and everyone saw your snatch.
Well someones bitter they didn't get any.
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She washed her feet in the sink at white castle. I want this girl in my life.
I blacked out after the shots of canned lobster bisque.
making a list of all the places we've peed. separate list of places we peed when we were stoned
Really? Uh ohh sounds like a double date with extra stripper funnnn
I awoke this morning alone and naked in my bed I forecast my date later not going so well because I have three giant hickies on my neck there is a note next to my bed that looks a 3rd grader wrote it on my college acceptance letter
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In hindsight combining orgy Thursday with mystery drink madness was begging for failure
Ok thats it i need a list. Full names, nicknames, in which frats, with a photo, of all the guys youve hooked up with because three of the same guys is ridiculous
You were talking to yourself and eating cold cuts in the kitchen when I found you
The cops spotted my on my walk of shame down the boardwalk and gave me a ride home. I'm starting to make a name for myself here.
taking shots alone in my kitchen before I go learn to give a lapdance. when did this become my life?
i woke up on the floor in front of the fireplace and my last google search was "fuck sponges"
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