He's been sleeping iwht ***
Nooo
Yeah I don't even know how, she looks like her mom smoked crack while she was in the womb
And then hit her in the face with a shovel
Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
Dude I wish you were here. I'm innthe back seat and it looks like outer space and everything feels like rice. idk. wtf.
i just want to meat her and do terribly wonderful things to her vagina...
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don't worry. When rigor sets in, we'll make sure to get you laid one last time.
My parents came down to check and make sure I wasn't into any mischief then proceeded to give me alcohol.
i have a reoccuring irrational fear i'm going to walk in on my dad masterbating. Night.
No. one of us needs a degree and I am already the alcoholic friend. I can't do everything
Do you think it'd be inappropriate to have an I'm Not Keeping My Baby Party the day after her baby shower?
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I think I'm going to postpone my photo shoot until my Gpa dies. I don't want to be in lingerie and stripper heels when I finally get the call
I'm sitting in my room naked waiting for him. When he gets here im going to make him do 20 pushups and lick my clit for a hour
Uh yeah can we get an age of consent check on Dave's penis?
Age of consent, Dave's penis. Thank you...
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I'm excited for him and his new girlfriend. I'm just going to miss his penis is what I'm saying.
I just didn't expect to have anal in a retail store at 9 AM on a Tuesday.
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