Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
Please, let me fuck your mom
Lesson learned: don't hide your vodka in your little brothers toy box.
Just found my mom passed out in my bed holding a bag of wine. Not sure if I'm ashamed or proud.
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My ex just called and told me that he is on his way to the hospital because he popped a vein in his dick. Should I go to the ER with him or class?
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
you're by far the better bro. your dick is more impressively sized, anyway
I hate that you know that from experience
It felt like a sumo wrestler slapped me. With a wet hand. 8 times in a row.
If there is a ladylike way to throw up in your favorite toilet, I just did it.
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My car windows are covered in lube. Happy 4th of July!
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
Every time you talk about your facial hair I immedately get horny
I'm by the tree and the Dora the explorer balloon .. Look for the Dora the explorer balloon
Will you be doing the frenzied booty dance of passionate ownage on my penis tonight
I need advice on ways to politely say “fuck you on your way to hell”.
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