DAMN! I hate it when i drunkenly erase all my "sent message" and wake up in the morning and my inbox is full of "WTF?" and "Huh?" messages.
flashcards smell like vodka and my textbook is in the toilet. ready for the final
I could hear his roommate in the background imitating my sex sounds...
He did plead exhaustion. And I made him push through it. I am like the motherfucking badass football coach of sex.
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He got kicked out 3 times. I have no idea how he kept getting back in. I saw him walking on the highway the next morning.
Apparently she has a 10 week old kid, which would explain the hallway effect I was feeling.
That would make regret #10
He was more like the original regret
He shattered his pelvis base jumping so his dicks out of commission for 4 months. Your up, second string.
i was on the fire escape while he ate me out for a while before i realized he had shut the door behind us and locked us out and i proceeded to climb down the stairs and climb back into the party through the window.
i can only hope to be on your level one day.
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Who put the meatball sub on my door handle?
There's a kid in the back of the class drinking out of a flask. Like what is going on?
NOW HE'S DRINKING OUT OF A HANDLE. WHO IS THIS KID?
Lord give me the strength to not check my tinder messages at my grandmother's wake.
Just laying in bed, snuggling my cat, and pondering whether I'd like to attend a swingers party this evening...
Just paid for birth control in all ones do you think she is judging me?
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
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