he kept asking me "do you love it? tell me you love it" as I was riding him.
and...?
I told him it was alright.
Just made gatorade. in the bathtub.
don't tell me I don't love her. i once slept with my girlfriends therapist, just to find out if she was cheating on me.
we boned then he told me that he had a thing for my gay roommate. worst night ever
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I admit it's going to be hard to top a limo orgy and Mcnuggets....but I have faith in you
He picked me up from the airport wearing nothing but a trench coat and a bow on his dick
i think every time you texted me i responded with 'bathroom floor'
The last thing I remember is sitting in a chair and him hand feeding me bell peppers
I've counted 3,503 loops of fabric on my carpet so far. FUCK YOU ACID!!!
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Yes she was blowing me but I couldnt see her face. The only light was from the sparklers she asked me to hold. I love 4th of July.
Fuck romance. Just shaved my nipples in the shower because I felt like it. That's the life I'm about.
ETSY JUST SENT ME AN EMAIL WITH THE SUBJECT "SUMER ROMANCE" I'M BEYOND FUCKING DONE
Just paid for my STD meds using a giftcard I got for Christmas. Thanks mom.
DO NOT FUCK YOUR ENGAGED GAY NEIGHBOR!
Neighbor is sitting on his porch looking like he made some terrible life decisions and I just want to be like "I drank half of a handle of peach vodka in a shed last night. I understand" but I think they're swingers so his night probs sucked more.
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