dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
i just threw up a quarter into the urinal in the bathroom at the bar. everybody else stared then cheered. that drunk
Quite frankly, I consider the fact that I'm NOT pregnant one of my greatest achievements and I'd like to chronicle that ongoing success. I'm going to post pictures of me at "0 weeks" once a week.
Just wanna let u know that we are almost on the pity blow job level of our friendship.
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He ate me out while I was wearing a tiara.... I think I could get used to this
Guess who won a bet and gets to name it Optimus prime if it's a boy
Nevermind. Totally worth it.
The reality is I'm 24 and I have terminal breast cancer. Fuck yeah I'm going have sex with every hot guy I can. What, am I gonna worry about getting an STD or pregnant at this point? If I'm gonna die, I want to have any many big dicks as I can while I'm still able.
I immediately knew he was tripping, he came over with a grocery bag of snow balls and a bike helmet on and asked if I was prepared to die for my country.
Well start with a list of things you don't want to do... Like maybe 1) I don't want join Isis. That's a good start.
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First night of sleeping in the same bed, and she farted on me. I immediately excused myself and went home. Don't know if we're still together. Will update you.
I was struggling morally, but once I let go, I came pretty hard.
I woke up and found my apartment really clean, appearantly drunk me couldn't tolerate living there anymore and left sober me a lot of insulting post-its...
I'm a mess. I mean I almost got off but I'm a fucking rubics cube down there so il givenhim the point
in your professional opinion, what's the most elegant way of saying "sorry I spent all night flirting with you, I thought you were gay" ?
She shit herself again. We're calling her the "Queen of Sharts".
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