Me and my dog bond so much when im high.
when the lights went off, all i could see was the glowing of the camera light in the closet... i got the fuck out of there so fast.
Some guy said that sham wows were the same as regular shammys. needless to say you had to be restrained. you kept trying to 'slap chop' him.
All the walks of shame were condensed into the hour before parents started showing up. Move out day is so bittersweet
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When were having sex he was mumbling some guys name. If he wasn't as hot as he is I'd be concerned.
Just saw a woman with a Pomeranian in her bra. Way to step up your game Seattle.
this is not okay. even my mom refers to me as a sorostitute.
he thinks the dog can do a keg stand. i will let you know how it turns out
Unlimited sex for unlimited netflix. I can deal with that. I think this is the first prostitution deal for netflix ever.
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I apologize for excluding you. On a better note: the stripper that made out with my wife friend requested me on facebook
Why did the fire extinguisher taste lemony?
It's like they're playing jeopardy and the category is "things that make women dry."
Is posting a pic on insta of my previously dyed blue pubes socially acceptable?
I just saw a guy in a hazmat suit riding a tractor.
To be honest, the last time I saw him he had a jesus costume on telling people to pray to his bible.
So he's at the chuch?
No, hooters.
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