He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
Don't be mad at me. I know peeing in your drawer is 1 thing and peeing on you while you're sleeping is another, but im sorry..i love you
I didn't know people actually cried after sex.
at least he lost his v-card with a bang... or should i say the clap.
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Why is there not a 'day after acid' genre. Or even a pandora station or something.
She introduced herself as 'Ann the sober one.' Took me to a coat check and a lost and found. Then offered coffee and breakfast sandwiches. Turns out she's been paying her half of the electric bill running post-party operations.
Listen, it's not like I meant to bust the window out. It just sort of happened. And I'm also sorry for stealing your dads bandanas.
Btw he dated my mom. You're Eskimo siblings with my mom. Good job.
Doing coke by yourself isn't as fun. Even when you're watching a James Franco movie.
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WHO ARE THESE GUYS WHY AN ORGRY ON A MONDAY LMAO
I want to see a guy holding a pizza and a bottle of scotch and a box of magnums. I'm a simple woman.
I'm not in it for just the sex. If I wanted mediocre dick once a week I would have stayed with one of my exes.
I can't believe I'm going to buy bitcoin to pay for erection pills
I love how fuckboys immediately become cultured when I tell them I’m an artist.
True life: I got so drunk that i took a shower with my clothes on at 4 am...
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