So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
Something clean will definitely be barfed on tomorrow.
I think we should boobie trap our beer this time using duct tape, rubber bands, seran wrap, and urine. Trust me I have a plan and it will work.
She just used a chaser for red wine.
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so when he was about to cum, he screamed his mother's name and continued to pray for forgiveness. wtf
Once he past out I measured his penis with my remote.
well its a long story but basically i overcame many cockblocks
You went streaking and came back with your shirt inside out. Then said "it happens in the line of duty" and passed out.
I actually cannot wait for your visit. I miss people who make me look like the virgin mary in comparison.
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It's been over a year since we've been get-so-drunk-you-throw-beer-cans-at-fat-girls-drunk together. That needs to change.
I'll be there in a few.
I'M COUNTING TO FEW.
She's the queen of dating. She managed to get a date with a guy who saw her puke five times in two hours.
Open the door and I will lure them out to freedom with viagra and candy orange slices. You know they love that shit.
He tried to do a JoJo pose and wound up breaking his wrist in the process. Truly a story for the ages.
Punched myself in the face trying to open a bottle of Vicodin one handed. Night is going well.
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