That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
I hate ducks.
What?
they're sketch. like squirrels. squirrels are sketch as fuck.
there's a booger on my laptop, i suspect it's yours
let's just say, the carpet matched the drapes. in colour and length.
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Do they make some cleansing product for your soul? Like mouthwash that makes you not a skank? Or is that what religions for?
Eh, i think it's called sobriety. But its not fun.
new level of vanity: sex dreams about deep throating myself...
i feel like everytime i say im going to quit drinking someone comes along with a better idea about drinking
We made a bong out of a plastic football. I can honestly say we make a good team.
The walk of shame out of a freshman dorm isn't so bad when you're 25, nobody questions you because they think youre gonna bust them for having weed
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The cop asked you if you had been drinking and you said you drank milk out of a cow.
I rememeber. I showed him the picture on my phone of me drinking out of the utter, right?
you took a picture of the hospital bathroom and sent it to me
My mom just called hysterical. She and her sister found my dead grandma's vibrator.
The apple don't fall far from that tree.
I've spent my afternoon dipping strawberries in DayQuil if that's any indication of where I'm at in life.
We were watchin sharknado and we hooked up while I had the Donald Trump shirt on. She said she felt like he was staring at her
It's 90 percent alcohol, and 10 percent a whisper that says "get drunk"
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