Busta Rhymes just yelled at me! He cut a song off and I was clapping and he looked right at me and said "don't fucking clap." I was that white guy.
she was throwing up and singing "I HAD a feeling that tonight was going to be a good good night." And yeah she was still in her dress.
you never realize your highschool teachers are real people till you fuck one of them
We learned a lot about one another. I showed him around the town I grew up in and he informed me that he has had a threesome and killed a cat
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have to get expensive furniture. after that study abroad now at least six things at ikea are named after guys i slept with
i finally decided to cut him off after he he looked me dead in the eyes and said "how have i been inside you for the past twenty minutes when my pants are still on?"
I told him if he went to see magic mike with me I'd cover his eyes during the penis parts
After he finished going down on me he came up from under the covers, threw his hands into the air and shouted "take that lesbians!" and finished with "and we have dicks!"
This american gymnastics guy.... He just messed up. I feel so bad. I just wanna hug him until he stops crying. Not even in a sexual way. I just wanna hug him.
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I hate him. I fucked every one of his friends AND his fat brother and he still won't break up with me.
Came so hard my ears popped. This lovely piece of news and pissin in my driveway brought to you by rum
You left me alone with nothing but donuts and my thoughts.
i don't know man... i just want to listen to John Lennon every time i finish fucking her. is this love?
day drinking caused me to be in bed at a decent time. can't complain.
really who shits their pants then locks themselves out of their apartment? ... I threw my underwear out in a random bathroom
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