He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
we need a dd. For wednesday. At lunch. What are we doing with our lives?
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he just told me he'd rather go to the pirates game. i know it was desperate but i said id give him roadhead if he let me come along.
Thanks for FaceTime'ing with that ugly chick last night while me and her friend were in the other room. it's good to know I can still count on my wingman even when we're 2000 miles apart
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Ate apple sauce off his penis. Nutritious and slutty.
How would one go about tricking someone into chugging an entire bottle of tequila?
Damn, it's been so long since I had sex I could use the cobwebs from my vagina to decorate for Halloween.
P.S. I just watched The Muppets. I feel like I just got a sadness enema.
You know it's been a while when you're having to resort to positive conditioning to get women
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should I tell them that both of them had sex with me last Saturday? it might be a relationship builder type of thing you know?
Some older looking guy gave me his card as he exited the train. Hes a pharmaceutical rep. I'm debating asking him for a job. Obv he wants sex but if I can get a job out of this maybe I can offer him more than a cheap dry handjob bc that's all I'm really up for these days
Got done with class, now I'm buying MD 2020 with the ex. Sure feels like college.
IN THE MIDDLE OF HOOKING UP, HE IS CALLED AWAY ON AN "EMERGENCY". FUCK THAT, MATT'S CAR IS NOT AS URGENT AS MY THIRST.
So i had a feeling this dude with one leg in a wheelchair was following me around Walmart turns out I was right. He just asked for a picture of my feet.
i mean i let him but still...
Should I put the spider I likely swallowed in my sleep into my calorie tracker?
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