I think she heard me call her a fat skank. But she was to be fair.
Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
Did you REALLY have to twitter about our sex last night?
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
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I just got a new temperpedic mattress pad and started smoking weed again in the same week. finding motivation to go to a 9:AM class is close to impossible.
The gym is handing out free condoms this week, motivation to work out this week?
So can we talk about how we all three made out with the bike taxi driver in lieu of paying him. I'm not even mad, that's resourceful. You know what married girls would have had to do? They'd have had to pay.
I feel like i could break down a fucking wall with this boner
Soooo, coming over soon?
There are rocks in my bed. And dirt all over my face. Explain?
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Welp, dad and I drunkenly sang Christmas carols until the police told us to stop. I vote Xmas eve a success
You couldn't even walk but you came into the kitchen with the funnel and begged me to put beer in it
You know how I know last night was a good night? Because I remember high fiving a couple WHILE they were having sex.
If you get me a sex toy for Christmas everyone in my family will question our relationship.
Is it ironic that our divorce court is a block from where we had our reception? Or is it just sad? Alanis has confused my understanding of irony.
I'm ne vrr drinkjng againnnnnnnn dforeal.
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