Fiestas. Its like a classier verson of mardi gras.
ew. I made a sandwich, and the cheese reminded me of her vagina
We folded our dollar bills into airplanes. This really makes the strippers work for it. Like air miles.
Stage 55 clinger. not a typo. I cannot even believe this shit.
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We should have cut you off when you asked the can driver if you could ride in the trunk.
no one is here. wer drinking in the beer garden in the dark and we stole a bucket of blue paint off the sidewalk. now her legs are blue.
Don't worry about it. Anal sex isn't always sunshine and wildflowers.
Nothing like buying a handle and a 36 pack with a baby strapped on.
I am listening to lecture and I can hear us in the background talking about anal beads.
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She had caution tape on her head and she blew me.
They should really start adding the average cost of day drinking to our cost analysis sheets. Does FAFSA cover this? No. It doesn't.
No she left bc the of pic I have of my mom in my bathroom. She thought it was my gf
Why the hell do you have a picture of YOUR MOM in your bathroom?!?!
Happiness is having a 12 hour day thinking that there are only 2 beers in the fridge when you get home, but then finding 8. Fuck you Monday, this week I won.
My night just got really weird. In a sit down stall bathroom at this nice resturaunt and this guy walks in as I rip a humongous porcelain-splitting fart. Well, I hear him stop for a second. He then opens the door to the stall next to mine, sits down and says, "player two has entered the game."
Did you win?
a reward? ill think of something
if its not drugs or food I swear to god ill throw a fit
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