Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
Just got caught pissing on a plant in her room while she was in the shower first word out of my mouth were my bad
Just fyi NOT a good idea to drunkenly insert your NuvaRing after chopping jalepeno peppers
I just tried to light a cigarette with a tube of lipstick. If I had stayed in girl scouts maybe I could've made that happen.
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everyone knows he gets back in a week and after that i'm not sleeping around anymore. it's like i have a expiration date.
I had a dream that I got a gift certificate to a lavish spa from my father. I think dream dad, along with real dad, think I'm gay.
You asked my mom "who the fuck drives four hours to sleep in a guys bed and not touch his penis"
you went all the way to UK and still managed to hook up with someone from our highschool...
I think she's perpetually drunk
It's all she knows
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Excellent idea. Nothing says "congrats for resurrecting yourself, Jesus" like Greygoose at noon!
Im the proud new owner of the campus speed bump sign
I'm always drunk lately
Now I'm in a game of hide and seek in Sears
You remember the guy they called Meat in high school? Well, let's just say my vagina remembers him now.
I can't help that I bring out the sex in people
Here when you come to your senses come back here and I'll fuck you back out of them.
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