party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
I texted her sayin "I gotta brush my teethn then Im omw" maybe hint to do the same
she just made me lysol my hands in order to touch her tits.
The pregnant Hooters waitress told me to "make good choices".
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Note to self: do not take so many shots that you sit on the floor under the bar where nobody can see you, and reach out and grab peoples crotch.
He gave me an orgasm before we even reached 2nd base, everything he did in high school is irrelevant.
She just tried to talk over a fart. The fart was way longer than the sentence she originally wanted to say so she just added gibberish to the end. Gross
He could smell the liquor on my breath. Fuck. I thought he would smell French toast.
She seriously left me for a guy that likes his own statuses on facebook.....
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How did it feel to just observe all the people blacking out usually you're on the other end of things
I felt like I was at the zoo
now that we broke up we are playing hot potato with the cock ring.. Poor thing just needs a home
This morning, I found 5 naked people in Steve's bed with post sex hair, and Steve fully clothed sleeping on the ground.
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
just saw a girl run into an automatic sliding door, back up and try again
wow. that really looks like a penis. not a top hat
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