in pain and im wearing pink underwear
so?
i dont own pink underwear
worst morning ever. completed my walk of shame home to find my parents, grandma, and priest had come down to surprise me on my birthday. now i'm in the car with them to go get my car from the bar.
So then I sent a pic msg of the Magnum XL box to her friend
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
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decided to have an easter egg hunt this year. the golden egg has weed in it and all the others have shots of vodka. who said we were too old for easter?!?
I think he just gave me the 'I used to sleep with your sister' discount
I asked if he wants to help me spring forward at 2am on Sunday. He seems down.
I've fucked 6 of my brothers' friends. I'm completely fine with him fucking the girl we ate lunch with.
At least he finally released me from his spooning oven of death...
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My fridge is empty and all of my food is in the bathtub. Just.. Why?
He's hot, you can get laid, and you may get free drugs. It's the trifecta of banging a drug dealer
*swallows 40 gallons of heavy water and astral projects into buzzfeed* Top Ten Reasons Why I Am God
Why the fuck are you playing with legos?
Why the fuck are you questioning me?
In a few weeks I'll be a beautiful butterfly and me and my cat will have to repopulate the earth. WE WILL REBUILD!!
Like sorry your dick won’t suck itself?
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