I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
Ummmm I went to see who was upstairs, he was the only one in his room so we had sex while the travel channel played in the background.
Oh good. Romantic. Still, I'm jealous of the sex.
Probably not, since he made me promise not to tell anyone it only lasted ten seconds.
This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
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He gets you donuts, dinner, and booze consistently, who cares if he's cheating
He just fingered me to the Lion King soundtrack. And when he left he turned dramatically and said "I'll be back after work. Be prepared." Taint ALL the childhood memories.
we tried to exchange flip flops in the parking lot and fell over then army crawled home
All I remember is folk music and a lot of drugs. I am never going "on an adventure" with you again
I'm going to assume that "the army of generous folk dancers" is no longer a goal you are willing to fulfill
They're magnificent. It's like god made her last but hadn't fulfilled his boob quota.
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You dropped my mother on the dance floor. She has a concussion. You didn't apologize. Don't speak to me for a while.
He took a picture of me to show his boss why he was late...Is that a compliment or not?
So I just watched a seagul attack my boss and steal his food in the parking lot. Today might not be a bad day lmfao.
I don't suppose you have a recipe for a cocktail made of bitter resignation, regretting everything, poor life descisions and deep-seated self-loathing?
I swear to God if you start calling your dick “my pegasus” we’re not friends anymore
Dog. I woke up between my ex boyfriend witch i'm currently fucking and his bestfriend spooning me in MY bestfriends empty powerless house still really fucked up. No one knows what happend.
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