Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
apparently i was offering everyone ambien and shouting, it's only like heath ledger if you want it to be!
The world would be so much better with thought bubbles.
I am laying on the kitchen floor eating cold chicken fingers and drinking wine. welcome to my new years party.
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Just witnessed a circumcision at clinical. i suddenly feel a sense of reconciliation over every guy who's done me dirty...
We're trying to leave but amy's hitting on the guy who mans the nacho cart
#1 benefit of having an equality sticker on my car: some girl flashed me while i was driving home
Last night: Repeatedly yelled about how the fishbowl tasted like blue, stole a stranger's hat, hugged the DJ for playing my request, made out with my roommate, and abandoned the guy I dragged to the club in the first place
This morning: Hat doesn't fit, hangover headache is blue, and I can't move without getting lightheaded
Listen when they tell you not to drink after giving blood
What I do when I'm blackout drunk is none of my business.
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Where are you and why are you fighting with a bird?
Take the weirdness of Japan and add the insanity of Florida and that's Jimmy
My husband was abducted by a group of disco dancers in the parde and danced off down the street. If you see him, tell him to Hustle on home and clean the cat box. #MardiGras
but like who hasn’t gotten fingered at the state fair?
I bought two pregnancy tests and a cosmopolitan magazine at 4am... I told the cashier "dont judge me, ur not God"
My FIANCE just told me he thought you were the prettiest out of all my friends YOU WHORE
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