i just know my balls have never hurt this bad before
And then the cop told me my court date was on 4/20. I said come onn u really gunna do me like that
Just got done reading an 11 page essay for class. Took me three fucking days and the only thing I have highlighted is the name "Alexander Cockburn"
The view from the bathroom floor this morning is fabulous
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But on the up side she uprooted a whole peony plant from the hotel downtown and said, "I brought you flowers"
If I ever mention marriage force me to Brazil to do coke and strippers until I die.
Vodka shot parachutes
Fucking utilizing a thrid story dorm room
Sweet and genuine is kinda lame. I'm more of a bust all over your face and hair kinda guy.
Uhm the hair is off limits bro, conditioner can only go so far.
Bro? You just made it a target.
woke up to see a man wearing a sailor hat and covered in vomit sneaking out the door. Epic night indeed.
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I'm sorry for not being sorry about whatever shit I did to you when you were annoying and I was drunk. That is all.
Don't be the guy that has his dick out at work.
Doing a small happy dance cause my cocaine successfully went through airport security
For real his Facebook page says he studied "sexual arts" at some random college I've never heard of. You've been warned.
No you just wanted to pass out in your hallway because your room was too far away
Just had the biggest masturbatory crisis ever.
What does that mean?
Internet is down.
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