yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
69 is so not fun when his penis is sporting a 70s hairstyle
There's guys at my school running around throwing potatoes shouting "remember the famine." makes me proud to be Irish.
Dude, the cops never think it's as funny as you do.
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the bride spent most of the night apologizing to people she had punched earlier.
it's been a while because I don't count the hooker
the only thing keeping me going right now is the knowledge that in 2 hours i'll be drunk at the circus.
I just wanna say I did some math and I lasted 1,052,000 more minutes than you at the bar before I got kicked out. That's 729 days. Bitch
I just masterbated to the home shopping channel...what have I become...
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I explained to him that me turning straight is a once a year thing. And this boy just happens to be the chosen one.
He came so fast i dont think he got it all the way in. He apologized and gave me his favorite baseball card.
Nothing screams "crazy cat lady" like a nursery in your house when you're over 30, single and have no kids.
I gave your mom a discount on her coffee, its my way to say thanks for having a son that makes me come every time
hey, just so we're clear, next time we go swimming drunk at my house, we have to use the floating chairs instead of my mattress. i'm not sure how to get it out of the pool.
I think it’s appropriate to celebrate the start of mother’s day at the bar with the men that almost made me a mother
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