Fact: The drinking you do in college doesn't affect your liver in real life.
dipping my christmas cookies in kaluha. santa would be proud.
we put the last xanax in the middle and played hungry hungry hippos to see whod get it
fair is fair
We should probably just have a threeway and get everyone on the same page.
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Do you know many girls there are in gay bars waiting for me to do coke off their tits? A lot.
getting a black eye the first day of spring break really sets the tone for the rest of the week.
Found our threesome girl. She says I'm pretty. She doesn't know I'm pregnant. Yet. Think we can pull it off?
I started crying then my dog licked his dick so yeah.. Kind of ruined the moment.
Maybe if he'd step up his game and get a real job instead of donating plasma and trying to grow pot then you wouldn't feel compelled to write prisoners in Oregon.
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correction: my vagina hates that I'm smart.
Note to self: if you decide to go to the gym when you're coming down from your day high to shoot some hoops, do NOT play pickup basketball with the big black dudes who need a sixth
It was big, black, and had a smiley face tattooed on it. It was the perfect penis.
There is an unwrapped tampon, a condom, a rubber chicken and a slim Jim currently sitting on our dining room table.
So my family just woke up on Easter morning and shared a bowl. That's bonding😊
I just noticed, at some point last night I got on iTunes and purchased over 100 classical piano songs.
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