YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
the stripper made me go home becuz she had to take her kid to a birthday party in the morning
I'm sweating while I eat mac and cheese. That fat.
Just witnessed a circumcision at clinical. i suddenly feel a sense of reconciliation over every guy who's done me dirty...
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He took a shot, then proceeded to puke into the bucket he was iceing his broken foot in
Just found my old bop it. So many drinking game possibilities
Do you think if i wear this shirt with my bengals boxers this kid will fall out of love with me a little bit because that's what I was going for.
Well I smoked some weird shit and I think I peed on my phone.
He called me baby cakes during sex... Can U not
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Well now you know not to take drugs from your friends. Take it from stangers. They're more reliable.
I doubt the gods of funday Sunday would exact such a high price... But it's good to know an afternoon with me is worth a left foot.
I slept like a rock because of your dick. I'll thank him personally later.
i just want to get drunk and cry and have sex with lots of men
Like at first he was barely doing anything. So I was like harder and then holy shit he's like going all HULK SMASH on my vagina. I mean it felt fucking awesome. BUT STILL
We’ve got a propane heater on our back porch if you want to come over and eat a McRib in peace
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